Pookie Patrol
JOIN THE SQUAD
For those in the know, "pookie" isn't just a term of endearment; it's a lifestyle, a vibe, a whole mood. When you're someone's pookie, you're not just a friend – you're family, you're the ride-or-die crew that shows up when it matters.
Patrol in Style
Whether you're the pookie or the one who calls everyone pookie, this hoodie marks your territory. The Pookie Patrol isn't just a statement – it's a movement. It's for the friend group that has no chill, the squad that makes memories worth posting, and the crew that always has each other's backs.
Rock this hoodie when you're out causing trouble with your pookies or lounging solo while texting the Discord.
The Ultimate Gift for Your Pookie
Looking for the perfect way to tell your bestie they're your favorite human? Nothing says "you're my pookie" like officially inducting them into the Patrol. Gift this hoodie to your ride-or-die and watch their face light up when they realize they've been promoted to official Pookie status.
Don't just wear a hoodie – join a movement. The Pookie Patrol is now recruiting, and this limited drop won't slither around for long. Grab yours before your pookie beats you to it!
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Meta_Viper
- Email: contact@support.vipermerch.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Pookie Patrol Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
